Farm "Dad" Jokes

If you need a bit of silly to brighten your day, enjoy these classic, exasperating, “dad” jokes. Courtesy of Dave Gardner!

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

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A Milk Dud!

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What do you call a cow that can't moo? 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ A Milk Dud! 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

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De-calf-inated!

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What do you call a cow that just gave birth? 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ De-calf-inated! 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

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Because they lactose!

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ Because they lactose! 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️

Why did the cow cross the road?

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To get to the udder side!

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Why did the cow cross the road? 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ To get to the udder side! 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️

What games do cows play at parties?

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Moo-sical chairs!

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What games do cows play at parties? 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ Moo-sical chairs! 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️

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